Jack White throws the ceremonial first pitch at the Detroit Tigers game 7-29-2014
he looks so bossy
"I don’t need to put on a bra yet" she thought right before she unsuspectingly walked out of her bedroom to find that her brother’s teenage friends were sitting in the living room.
I had a dream the other night that I went on a date with a guy I wasn’t really into, but he followed me into my car anyway and wouldn’t leave until David Byrne came by and shooed him away.
"I do hope that women are achieving at a rate these days that we can stop counting what number they are."
Diane Lane photographed by Andy Warhol, 1984.
"All my ex-girlfriends are Asian."
If you’ve ever come across this charming come-on, you’ve probably been exposed to yellow fever
….file this under “things I wish i created”
…Near the village of Braachaat, outside Antwerp, Belgium. The last photo shows a grotto-like cave under the mansion that may have been used as a bar in the past.
- Cashier: *dies at register*
- Customer: are you open
I’m at a show in Santa Cruz and there are a lot of kids here who look about the same age as my brother, which makes sense because it’s a college town, and 18/19 is the appropriate college age.
FUCK I’m old.
Gettin pretty desperate in DC, they need my help