During a convention interview, star Glenn Howerton was asked why his character was named Dennis, whereas Charlie Day and Rob McElhenney's characters are named after themselves. Howerton responded by saying that he wanted to distance himself from his character as much as fucking possible.
boys= nasty and dress bad
me= somehow still likes boys and is disappointed in myself and thinks i should do better
Straight boys like “lets threesome” but can’t even please one woman
ATTENTION EVERYONE THIS IS THE REALEST SHIT I’VE EVER READ
Just say “sure babe, let’s get another guy in here” and see how quickly they shut down.
ofc it’s not about pleasing two women at once for them it’s about fulfilling a porn fantasy
sex criminals 007
Panda researchers in China wear panda costumes to give mother-like feeling to a lonely baby panda who lost her mother [x]
without context it looks like some guy disguised himself as a panda so he could sneak into their panda community and now he’s making a quick getaway with the baby panda
waiter ! there’s a cat in my soup !
"You’re gonna do great today"
"One of my friends knew the drummer of Death Grips so I was gonna see if he could get me back stage at the Soundgarden show so I could throw a banana cream pie in Chris Cornell’s face."
"Then I would lick it off his face."
"Yeah I love banana cream pie."
my new co-workers are gr8
Anna Nicole Smith, early 90s
There was a customer at my work the other day who had nicknamed their dog “Anna Nicole Smith” because she liked to jump up in your lap and be loud and friendly.
Jacob and I broke the wall of domesticity the other day and that’s realllllly hard for me to back track from in terms of comfort/feelings.
If I let you see me wash my hair with last night’s eyeliner running down my face giving me raccoon eyes, then that’s it I like you.